Episode Three

Chloe's ugly.

Her father is... Josie's best friend, supposebly. Someone she's known a long time. Sounds like a lot better daddy than that Johnathon guy. What a pain in the ass that dude is.

Deborah seemed pretty judgemental about the revelation to the group. "How could you have unprotected sex with all those men?" Josie was the bigger woman and didn't reply with anything like "Maybe because I'm halfway attractive".

Josie wants to conquer the world, at least enough to make life comfortable for her and her baby. Let us pray.

Iyanla takes them for a hippie class next to the water. "Many of us say we need That One Thing in order for our lives to become sucessful... write down what your One Thing is."

Jennifer says, "security". Sinae says, "ME". Hey, I wrote down the same answer, baby. Towanda says a freakin baby. Josie says "a home" (Didn't she heed Iyanla's lesson that home is in your heart, not in any place? Live with your child in an alley babe, it'll be fine). Deb said something like a mortage or something. Kim said "inner peace".

Iyanla then commands them to attach them to these little boats and have them sail away on the water... aw, shit. Kim's boat flipped over. Iyanala says that symbolizes she's a piece of crap.

They go home, Deborah eats on the back patio. Jennifer tells the audience she always eats alone.

Why is the blind bitch allowed to hold the baby??

Rhonda takes Nicole out to a balance beam. Has her hold rocks that symbolize responsibility. Can she BALANCE herself?

Man, they should get Mr. Miyagi from those Karate Kid movies to be a life coach next season. "Wax on laygeeness, wax off..."

Kim is holding a secret about Towanda. And she aint telling anyone till she does her reveal to the grouop.

Stability, support, healthy me/parenting. These are the goals Rhonda maps out for Josie. Josie talks about her grandma some more, graduating and visiting Grandma's grave. I feel you baby.

It's Kim's turn to do the reveal today. She shows everyone pics of her Jag. Her huge closet full of crap. Tells everyone she's a shopaholic. Deborah looks like she wants to kill her, and I'm ready to help her out. If only her hot boobage and legs weren't driving me so wild..

She says she had a "Disneyland father". She's estranged from her sister. We see the reason why she was picked for the show, because as she tells everyone, she's a timebomb. Anger managment issues.

For her self portrait she drew a stick figure... huh?

In the middle of Kim time Deborah of course yells out "I need to start sweating!!", crying like a baby to get this shit over with and go work out. The life coaches and group confront her about being unbearable. Deborah leaves to go pack her stuff.

Iyanla coaches Kim, getting her to admit "I am unworthy of love/forgiveness, etc." Aw, shit.

Cut back to Deborah packing and Rhonda desperately trying to talk her into staying. Rhonda throws down the gauntlet. "Are you going to let THEM choose your future for you?"

Wooh. Good job, baby. Muah.